itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

zubat:

I will:

  • kiss you
  • pack your lunch
  • make the bed
  • kiss you when you’re mad or sad
  • catch spiders
  • get the mail
  • hug you all the time
  • kiss your boo boos
  • make you food
  • snuggle with you
  • support you and your dreams
  • listen to you talk about your problems
  • kiss you some more
  • hold your hand in public
  • play with your hair to soothe you
  • kiss your forehead
  • and your cheeks
  • and your eyes
  • and your nose
  • and your mouth
  • laugh at your jokes
  • no matter how bad
  • massage your back
  • and love you
  • forever
  • and ever

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

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cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO